Witches & Weed: Your Capricorn Cannabis Horoscope

Happy Capricorn season! As we unwind from the stress of 2022, Capricorns have many reasons to celebrate – this year is especially auspicious for our favorite earth sign. This month, Capricorns will channel their creativity and rejuvenate their love life. To take advantage of this promising horoscope, read on! 

Health 

Capricorns will have a clean bill of health in December. However, they should pay close attention to their mental well-being at the beginning of the month – Venus squares off with Neptune on December 4th, which inspires a romantic atmosphere. Capricorns will be heavily inspired this month – and denial or restraint may lead to increased anxiety. Channel your creativity into projects and indulge in your favorite strains this month. Your mental health will thank you!

Relationships 

Capricorns, take advantage of cuffing season! Starting on December 23rd, the new moon, Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Pluto will all be in Capricorn. If you’re single, now’s the time to step out to dinners, parties, and clubs! You might meet someone new this month. For those with partners, December will see you grow even closer. Love is in the air – take advantage of the holiday season and plan a romantic getaway for two!

Career 

This month is ripe with career opportunities! Earlier in the month, you’ll be overwhelmed with work. Thankfully, Capricorns are dedicated workers and will quickly finish their assignments. As the sun connects with Saturn on the 12th, you’ll finalize plans and complete projects. The middle of December is an ideal time to transform your hobbies into a lucrative business. Introduce yourself to higher-ups and make connections later in the month – they’ll pay off during the new year.

Finances 

With Mercury in retrograde, many astrologers warn against traveling, shopping, and other large financial decisions. The good news? If you keep your plans flexible, you’ll work with Mercury’s energy rather than against it. This month is the perfect time to invest in your future – whether it’s buying a new car or upgrading your house!

Finding Your Flow

Capricorns, if you’re suffering from anxiety this month, ACDC may be the right strain for you. Known for relieving anxiety, depression, epilepsy, and even the side effects of chemo, this mild strain contains 1% THC and 18% CBD. The result? A gentle high with minimum side effects like altered thoughts or paranoia. This month, ACDC will help you focus on work while relieving any anxiety

Want to boost your libido over the holidays? We recommend LA Confidential and Wedding Cake. LA Confidential is a potent strain with frosted, lime-green leaves that relieves pain and calms the mind. With its sweet, marshmallow taste, it’s also a popular aphrodisiac – and an incredibly powerful strain. Wedding Cake contains even higher levels of THC that calm the body and mind. Also known as “Triangle Mints #23” or “Pink Cookies,” Wedding Cake contains high amounts of THC that produce a powerful psychedelic experience. This strain also heightens arousal, but is not recommended for beginners – use it with caution! 

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